Jokes
Q: What is a cat's favorite colour?
A: Purrr-ple
Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid Kit.
Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?
A: They itch-hike!
Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
A: Purrr-ple
Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid Kit.
Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?
A: They itch-hike!
Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs.
Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should we walk or take a dog?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs.
Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!
Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should we walk or take a dog?